i'm this many

2007-02-17T09:49:00.000-07:00

ONE BY ME....

.....cool. now i'm just steps away from placing an online personal ad.

ONE OF ME....

....i have no idea.

ONE BY ME....

.....as usual, my mouth is not shut.

ONE OF ME....

.....after some lengthy debate, dad thinks we should let this one speak for itself.

2007-02-01T11:28:00.000-07:00

ONE BY ME.....

.....all up in my grill.

ONE OF ME.....

.....jack's mad and i'm glad and i know how to please him!

2006-11-22T09:11:00.000-07:00

ONE BY ME....

.....here's the new electric train. although technically mine, dad seems to think he needs to play with it constantly.

ONE OF ME....

.....so cute it just might make you sick!

2006-11-20T09:26:00.000-07:00

ONE BY ME....

.....dad, it will never heal if you keep picking at it.

ONE OF ME....

.....this should answer a whole lot of questions!

2006-11-18T09:22:00.000-07:00

ONE BY ME....

.....reminiscent of early jackson pollok.

ONE OF ME....

.....the city of northglenn has really cracked down on their "pull my finger" laws. (thanks uncle josh)

2006-11-15T12:27:00.000-07:00

ONE BY ME....

.....THIS STUFF DOESN'T TASTE NEARLY AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS.

ONE OF ME....

.....NOW UNCLE TOM'S WAFFLES ON THE OTHER HAND...

2006-11-13T10:03:00.000-07:00

ONE BY ME....

.....a picture i took of the moon rising across my finger. nasa would be jealous!

ONE OF ME....

....hard labor at papa gary's house.

2006-05-02T08:47:00.000-06:00

ONE BY ME....
.....play-doh turtle with pink eye.

ONE OF ME....

.....with apologies to AC/DC:

"Well I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest ball of all

I've got a big ball
I've got a big ball
It's such a big ball
And a dirty big ball
And he's got a big ball
And she's got a big ball
But I've got the biggest ball of them all"

2006-04-28T20:13:00.000-06:00

ONE BY ME....

.....not sure what an aneurysm is, but dad said he nearly had one when papa gary brought me a trampoline!

ONE OF ME....

.....not sure what a hookah is, but it sure has a lot of yummy juice in it.

2006-04-23T17:54:00.000-06:00

ONE BY ME....

.....maybe, possibly, probably the best photo i've ever taken. a goose at the botanic gardens.

ONE OF ME....

.....the USS spoiled rotten.

2006-04-21T13:18:00.000-06:00

ONE BY ME....

.....dad's foot. hoping and praying with every fibre of my being that hairy toes are not genetic.

ONE OF ME....

.....this here is poppy. he's my great grandpa. great doesn't even begin to describe him!! between poppy, papa gary and uncle dan, my belly always hurts from laughing after a visit!

2006-04-18T19:45:00.000-06:00

ONE BY ME....

.....lucy. sushi. sushabelle. princess. puddin. miss thing.

ONE OF ME....

.....would it kill these people to run a washcloth over my face every so often?

2006-04-14T08:04:00.000-06:00

ONE BY ME....

.....well, my tractor is fixed [finally]. it took three days. i hate to sound critical of my dad, but three days???? to fix a toy???? it's just that....... man, 3 days.... seriously.

ONE OF ME....

.....once again, i know this is supposed to keep the monster under my bed happy..... but sweeping the grass? i'm begining to think i'm being lied to.

2006-04-14T07:54:00.000-06:00

ONE BY ME....

....[ghost dog in black no. 17]

ONE OF ME....

....."short bus"

2006-04-07T13:16:00.000-06:00

ONE BY ME....

.....the graveyard of broken appliances.

ONE OF ME....

.....extra! extra! read all about it! dad's making me wear stupid hats again!

2006-04-06T20:34:00.000-06:00

ONE BY ME....

.....thanks to another great craigslist.org deal, splishy & splashy are movin' on up like george and weezy!

ONE OF ME....

.....a funny sound just came out of me. can you guess which end????

2006-04-05T09:48:00.000-06:00

ONE BY ME....

.....WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! CAVITY CREEPS! CAVITY CREEPS!! (with apologies to grandma, don and brad)

ONE OF ME....

.....apparently, you can never have enough earth tones.

2006-04-03T09:21:00.000-06:00

ONE BY ME....

.....this is one of my best buddies, jack. there's nothing wrong with my camera, he actually has red eyes.

ONE OF ME....

.....these are bio-hazard tubs we found behind the hospital. dad thought i would enjoy them because they have a human hand stuck to them. sigh..... i wish i could have real toys like the other kids.

2006-03-31T09:04:00.000-07:00

ONE BY ME....

.....it's hard to believe this used to be a cow.

ONE OF ME....

.....uncle josh was right. soccer is a very exciting game. we played for two whole hours and the final score was 0-0!!!!

2006-03-30T09:36:00.001-07:00

ONE BY ME....

.....dad thinks he's cool because he knows how to juggle but can he take a picture of an orange ball in mid-flight?

ONE OF ME....

.....no. no he cannot.

2006-03-29T18:42:00.000-07:00

ONE BY ME....

.....here's a shot of dad's jeep. i'll put a picture of it up here when he's got it all fixed up so you can see the before and after. look for that sometime in the spring of '09.

ONE OF ME....

..... i hate yard work but dad says if we don't rake the lawn the monsters under my bed will get very, very angry.

2006-03-26T08:48:00.000-07:00

ONE BY ME....

.....doesn't seem like much at first but if you look at it for awhile you'll see my genius.

ONE OF ME....

....frankie was lucky i knew the heimlich maneuver after she swallowed my basketball.

2006-03-20T10:33:00.000-07:00

ONE BY ME....

.....graaaaaaammmaaaaa nancy. can she build it? graaaaaaammmmmmaaaaa nancy. yes she can!

ONE OF ME....

.....today is the first day of spring! dad says i'll be back on the links in no time!

2006-03-17T11:31:00.000-07:00

ONE BY ME.........i'm not even remotely sure what i was thinking with this one!

ONE OF ME....

There once was a boy named matt,
His dad mad him wear this dumb hat,
But dad! he did say,
i'm not irish, o.k.?
Well too bad son, you're irish today!

2006-03-15T07:50:00.000-07:00

ONE BY ME....

.....whooooaaaaa, the colors, man, the colors

ONE OF ME....

.....feet are neat. feet are sweet. feet are a fantastic treat.