i'm this many

0 comments Published Saturday, February 17, 2007 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....cool. now i'm just steps away from placing an online personal ad.

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....i have no idea.

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.....as usual, my mouth is not shut.

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.....after some lengthy debate, dad thinks we should let this one speak for itself.

0 comments Published Thursday, February 01, 2007 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....all up in my grill.

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.....jack's mad and i'm glad and i know how to please him!

0 comments Published Wednesday, November 22, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....here's the new electric train. although technically mine, dad seems to think he needs to play with it constantly.

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.....so cute it just might make you sick!

0 comments Published Monday, November 20, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....dad, it will never heal if you keep picking at it.

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.....this should answer a whole lot of questions!

0 comments Published Saturday, November 18, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....reminiscent of early jackson pollok.

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.....the city of northglenn has really cracked down on their "pull my finger" laws. (thanks uncle josh)

0 comments Published Wednesday, November 15, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....THIS STUFF DOESN'T TASTE NEARLY AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS.

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.....NOW UNCLE TOM'S WAFFLES ON THE OTHER HAND...

0 comments Published Monday, November 13, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....a picture i took of the moon rising across my finger. nasa would be jealous!

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....hard labor at papa gary's house.

0 comments Published Tuesday, May 02, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....play-doh turtle with pink eye.

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.....with apologies to AC/DC:

"Well I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest ball of all

I've got a big ball
I've got a big ball
It's such a big ball
And a dirty big ball
And he's got a big ball
And she's got a big ball
But I've got the biggest ball of them all"

0 comments Published Friday, April 28, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....not sure what an aneurysm is, but dad said he nearly had one when papa gary brought me a trampoline!

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.....not sure what a hookah is, but it sure has a lot of yummy juice in it.

0 comments Published Sunday, April 23, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....maybe, possibly, probably the best photo i've ever taken. a goose at the botanic gardens.

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.....the USS spoiled rotten.

0 comments Published Friday, April 21, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....dad's foot. hoping and praying with every fibre of my being that hairy toes are not genetic.

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.....this here is poppy. he's my great grandpa. great doesn't even begin to describe him!! between poppy, papa gary and uncle dan, my belly always hurts from laughing after a visit!

0 comments Published Tuesday, April 18, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....lucy. sushi. sushabelle. princess. puddin. miss thing.

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.....would it kill these people to run a washcloth over my face every so often?

0 comments Published Friday, April 14, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....well, my tractor is fixed [finally]. it took three days. i hate to sound critical of my dad, but three days???? to fix a toy???? it's just that....... man, 3 days.... seriously.

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.....once again, i know this is supposed to keep the monster under my bed happy..... but sweeping the grass? i'm begining to think i'm being lied to.

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....[ghost dog in black no. 17]

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....."short bus"

0 comments Published Friday, April 07, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....the graveyard of broken appliances.

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.....extra! extra! read all about it! dad's making me wear stupid hats again!

0 comments Published Thursday, April 06, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....thanks to another great craigslist.org deal, splishy & splashy are movin' on up like george and weezy!

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.....a funny sound just came out of me. can you guess which end????

0 comments Published Wednesday, April 05, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! CAVITY CREEPS! CAVITY CREEPS!! (with apologies to grandma, don and brad)

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.....apparently, you can never have enough earth tones.

0 comments Published Monday, April 03, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....this is one of my best buddies, jack. there's nothing wrong with my camera, he actually has red eyes.

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.....these are bio-hazard tubs we found behind the hospital. dad thought i would enjoy them because they have a human hand stuck to them. sigh..... i wish i could have real toys like the other kids.

0 comments Published Friday, March 31, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....it's hard to believe this used to be a cow.

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.....uncle josh was right. soccer is a very exciting game. we played for two whole hours and the final score was 0-0!!!!

0 comments Published Thursday, March 30, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....dad thinks he's cool because he knows how to juggle but can he take a picture of an orange ball in mid-flight?

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.....no. no he cannot.

0 comments Published Wednesday, March 29, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....here's a shot of dad's jeep. i'll put a picture of it up here when he's got it all fixed up so you can see the before and after. look for that sometime in the spring of '09.

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..... i hate yard work but dad says if we don't rake the lawn the monsters under my bed will get very, very angry.

0 comments Published Sunday, March 26, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....doesn't seem like much at first but if you look at it for awhile you'll see my genius.

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....frankie was lucky i knew the heimlich maneuver after she swallowed my basketball.

0 comments Published Monday, March 20, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....graaaaaaammmaaaaa nancy. can she build it? graaaaaaammmmmmaaaaa nancy. yes she can!

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.....today is the first day of spring! dad says i'll be back on the links in no time!

0 comments Published Friday, March 17, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....i'm not even remotely sure what i was thinking with this one!

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There once was a boy named matt,
His dad mad him wear this dumb hat,
But dad! he did say,
i'm not irish, o.k.?
Well too bad son, you're irish today!

0 comments Published Wednesday, March 15, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....whooooaaaaa, the colors, man, the colors

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.....feet are neat. feet are sweet. feet are a fantastic treat.

0 comments Published Saturday, March 11, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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....this is my new buddy frankie rose (and yes, she is that freakin' cute in person too).

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.....here i am teaching frankie the joy of raspberry yogurt. isn't yogurt a funny word?

0 comments Published Thursday, March 09, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....i call this "rubbish collection in orange No. 6" (because i'm a pretentious art snob, that's why)

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.....and he wonders why his laptop crashes 10 times a day.

0 comments Published Tuesday, March 07, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....dad on my bike. thankfully he only weighs, like, 95 pounds.

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.....me on my bike. as soon as i master pedaling, i am outta here.

0 comments Published Monday, March 06, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....this is my 5th bowl of berries in 24 hours. can't wait to see the poop!

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.....here i am about 18 hours before my world premier. i wanted to wait awhile longer but mom kept saying "just get out of me already."

0 comments Published Friday, March 03, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....here's another shot from my jay jay the jetplane series. i have nightmares about their faces. seriously, mom and dad, stop buying me these creepy freakin' toys. seriously.

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.....i've mastered #1, now if i could just nail #2 i'd be out of these diapers for good.

0 comments Published Sunday, February 26, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....hey kids! wanna make your daddy scream really, really, really loud? whack his vintage wharfedale stereo speakers with a plastic hockey stick!

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.....this is uncle ben. he came all the way from california to spend a whole week with me! we played golf and hockey and he taught me all sorts of new words! dad says he also learned a valuable lesson in patience after watching roughly 72 hours of bob the builder.

0 comments Published Saturday, February 25, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....hugo fully understands the importance of eye protection while playing in my room.

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.....here's me and hugo camping out in my tent. i'm smiling because i'm about to confiscate yet another toy.

0 comments Published Monday, February 20, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....can we build it? probably not.

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.....making sure jessica eats her veggies

0 comments Published Saturday, February 18, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....creepy picture of my mama's eyeball

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.....i'm redefining "dump" truck

0 comments Published Friday, February 17, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....i got new fish that don't swim slowly upside down at the top of the tank.

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.....cheetos. cheetos. cheetos. cheetos. cheetos. cheetos. cheetos. cheetos.

0 comments Published Tuesday, February 14, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....this is Sushi. can you believe she's only bit me once?

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.....jeremy, before you start typing let me save you some time. i'm not gay.

0 comments Published Friday, February 10, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....dad said he needs a new four wheel drive. i like this one. it's hard to see, but i hooked this one up to my tow truck 'cause that's what he's used to.

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.....the morning after a juicy juice bender. seriously dad, can you turn the t.v. down?

0 comments Published Thursday, February 09, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....tyler on mom & dad's new couch. it smells like grandma. mmmmmmm..... grandma!

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.....i'm watching t.v. at a 3rd grade level.

0 comments Published Wednesday, February 08, 2006 by IM THIS MANY.

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.....this is a shot of herky the helicopter. i couldn't bring myself to take a picture of his morbidly grotesque face.

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.....my dad took this of me eating sugar-free cherry jell-o. he claim's it's like crack for a 3 year old. whatever that is.

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